When Dinosaurs Roamed the Burg... The Land Before Rhyme

Jurassic Park Slope: The Land Before Rhyme

On December 3, an event 65 million years in the making will culminate in the MOST IMPORTANT DINOSAUR HIPSTER PARTY EVER.

In a new space in Brooklyn, live bands, burlesque dancers, hip hop politicians and the combined forces of Jurassic Park Slope will create an experience not to be missed. Also you will drink at it.

Doors open at 9:30
Suggested Donation $7, ($5 in costume)

254 Irving Ave, Brooklyn
Between Greene Ave & Bleecker St
Across from Verde Coal Oven Pizza

Off the Myrtle-Wyckoff Station (L, M)
Acts include: Derrek Karg (indie, acoustic), Igor's Egg (Sci-Fi Adventure Rock), the Global Block Collective, performing Occupation Freedom: OWS Hip Hop Anthem and other songs (www.globalblock.org / @occupyfree), The Baron Joseph CR Vorteque (electronic, dance, awesome), 23 (dubstep, "synergetic paroxysm of anarchic bliss), Aesis Sui'Generis (Fantastic beats to inspire your mind and move your ass), DJ Wyser (EBM, Industrial).
The Jurassic Park Slope Cast will be shooting scenes live and YOU can be a part of the action.  The Honorable George Martinez – the Endorsed Candidate of Jurassic Park Slope, everyone's favorite Velociraptor Awareness candidate will be in attendance and performing! Djs! Dancers! Fun Loving Sauropods! Cheap Drinks (with ID)!

Come be a part of the fossil record.
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Want to be a part of the magic?


Interested parties should contact jurassicparkslope@gmail.com

Join Jurassic Park Slope this weekend at Campfire!

Join us at Campfire! 

 

If you don't you'll hate yourself later. 

The Story:

It was finally Spring and the cold of Winter was forgotten.  Winkel & Balktick set out to explore more of Brooklyn’s forgotten frontiers.  While bathing in Upper New York Bay, a low-slung fortification along the shore caught their eye.  They blazed a trail over to its edifice and were amazed by their discovery.

On Saturday, June 19th, join scoutmasters Winkel & Balktick on a warehouse wilderness campout.  From 10pm till sunrise, lucky scouts will explore a hinterland of revelry and imagination.  Jamboree the night away with rustic beats, illuminating art installations, cozy tents, hearty mountain provisions and the most jubilant troop this side of the East River.

You must purchase advance tickets or RSVP to attend. $15 Advance. $20 door, cash only. 21+ with ID.  Location and details will be announced on the evening of Friday, June 18th.  Questions? campers@wandbnyc.com.